Friend: I got cum in my eye and it hurts
Me: Wow that sucks
Friend: Yes
Me: Who's was it?
Friend: My own
Me: Well did you learn your lesson? Close your eyes next time.
Friend: I know!
For those of you that don't know, getting cum in your eye is not a pleasent experience. It burns. Badly. And it takes ages to get better. So next time. Do yourself a favor and close your eyes.
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