Myself, Twin Sister and Twin Sister's bf are no longer allowed in DIK bar. Wait, back up. Hypothetically speaking, if myself, Twin Sister and Twin Sister's bf were to set foot in DIK bar, possibly more than once. And if, hypothetically speaking, the bartender were to remember us and our drinks. We would, hypothetically speaking, not be allowed to continue the practice as DIK bar is trashy and we are ladies and we couldn't possible be associated with this place. This is, of course, all hypothetical as we would never be caught dead in DIK bar to begin with.
Except that one time that me and Mimi decided we were done with DIK bar but not our drinks so we decided to hide them under our coats and take them to McDonalds. That was hot.
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like i said, it's a shame that the bar sucks b/c aesthetically it's a nice space, with a patio. so i hear.
we should be allowed to carry booze with us on our appointed rounds/errands ... i'd love a roadie while i'm at the giant.
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