Tuesday, March 07, 2006

This Just In!

According to the Washington Post:

"MANALAPAN, Fla. -- The musician Yanni was arrested at his home after an alleged domestic dispute with his girlfriend, authorities said.

Yanni, whose legal name is John Yanni Christopher, was arrested early Friday and faces a domestic battery charge, according to a police report."

The article claimes that Yanni asked his girlfriend to leave and as she started to pack her things Yanni threw her to the ground and started beating her with his healing crystals, while screaming "heal with these b!tch!"

Ok, so I made up the part about the crystals, but still. What is the world coming to? First Richard Simmons, now Yanni...

PS. This is the money quote from the Simmons police report:

“Farney said that he had no intention of hitting Simmons back or doing anything except contacting the police. Farney was not injured in anyway and said that Simmons did not slap him that hard. Farney told me that he does some cage fighting and that he knew that he was much more powerful than Simmons.”

2 comments:

JP said...

I can't believe I hadn't seen this article. "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues!"
Who else are we supposed to make fun of? I'm just sayin

d-town said...

He should have been arrested for weird facial hair. What the hell shape is his mustache in?