I opened up my mail yesterday to find a letter. Here is what it said.
Dear Chris and Friends,
The next time you come and dance, please be considerate and not burn multple holes in me. I am still in recovery.
Thanks,
-Sanctuary Dancefloor
PS. Chris and Chuck. I am not a model runway.
About Me
- Chris
- I'm a twenty-something gay male, born on the west coast but transplanted to the east. I have an affinity for cheap vodka and happy hours, house music and dancing, and hanging out with the mean girls. I've got a witty and sarcastic sense of humor, and as Tos so wonderfully put it, "The only boy I know who was Premier Exec in college and makes a trip to Germany like anyone else makes a trip to the store..."
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