I need you to be sitting down for today's game of Fill-In-The-Blanks. It might shock and appall you. Are you ready?
I remember going to JR's
I remember having my first drink.
I remember my first drink being my only drink.
I remember staying out over two hours and drinking only water
I know, I know shocking!! Most of you are thinking, "good one chris, but you can't pull the wool over our eyes." Normally you'd be right, but this time I really did only have one drink. Hell really is freezing over, that's why it's so cold outside.
About Me
- Chris
- I'm a twenty-something gay male, born on the west coast but transplanted to the east. I have an affinity for cheap vodka and happy hours, house music and dancing, and hanging out with the mean girls. I've got a witty and sarcastic sense of humor, and as Tos so wonderfully put it, "The only boy I know who was Premier Exec in college and makes a trip to Germany like anyone else makes a trip to the store..."
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