About Me
- Chris
- I'm a twenty-something gay male, born on the west coast but transplanted to the east. I have an affinity for cheap vodka and happy hours, house music and dancing, and hanging out with the mean girls. I've got a witty and sarcastic sense of humor, and as Tos so wonderfully put it, "The only boy I know who was Premier Exec in college and makes a trip to Germany like anyone else makes a trip to the store..."
4 comments:
That's just what you get when you do not clean your car. Every Tom, Dick or Harry who doggy-styles on your hood will leave a mark. Of course, in this case it does seem Tom, Dick and/or Harry was female, given the boobage revealed in the dust, but I digress....
Gurl, you got nailed on a Volvo!??!!? Did you learn that in Sweden ;-)
Darlin, time to cut back on the ding dongs... from the looks of that car you're at about a C-cup....mmmmhmmmm.
for the record the car in question is BLACK and my volvo is GREEN.
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