In the immortal words of Dale:
Die effing week
You fucked me like the prom queen
I hope you get crabs
This about sums up my week perfectly. Anyone up for $9 all-you-can-drink?
About Me
- Chris
- I'm a twenty-something gay male, born on the west coast but transplanted to the east. I have an affinity for cheap vodka and happy hours, house music and dancing, and hanging out with the mean girls. I've got a witty and sarcastic sense of humor, and as Tos so wonderfully put it, "The only boy I know who was Premier Exec in college and makes a trip to Germany like anyone else makes a trip to the store..."
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA! LOVE that pseudo-haiku. It HAS been a week like that. You're not alone. ;c)
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