Memo to GW girls

Dear GW Girls,

When venturing outside of campus (ie. Adams Morgan) normal rules of fashion apply. This means that you are not allowed to wear Mary Kate sunglasses, spend an hour doing hair and makeup, attach Prada bag, all to put on a pair of white terry cloth sweatpants and flip flops. Now I realize that it was sunday morning afternoon and you were probably hungover like the rest of us. But if you and your four friends are going to subject us normal DC residents to this travesty of fashion, you will be called Dumpy Desi. To your face.

Thanks,
-Management

P.S. If you are going to wear white sweatpants as if they are normal pants, than normal Labor Day rules apply.