Update: Tag. You're it

I finally got back to DC this morning. I HATE RED-EYES!! Every time I take one, I swear to myself, never again. But the problem is they are just so damn convenient. To make it worse, I had the jolly green giant sitting in the middle seat next to me. He wasn't fat, but had really broad shoulders. To make things better though. I was in an exit row on an A319 so the seat in front of me was missing. Still didn't sleep though.

Anyway, as promised, here are my answers to the quiz thingie:

7 Things I plan to do before I die:

1. Learn to spin vinyl
2. Visit all 7 continents. 3 down, 4 to go
3. Live in London (again)
4. Pay off my student loans (maybe)
   
5. Marry the man of my dreams (super sappy, I know)
6. Learn to be much more patient with my mother
   
7. See Fred Phelps get accused of having gay sex, with real pictures to prove it
   

7 Things I can do:

1. Fall in love easily, maybe too easily?
   
2. Give someone a second (or third) chance
3. Recall way too many three letter airport codes
   
4. Get wiggedy wasted (as Chuck likes to say)
   
5. Eat a double quarter pounder meal (large) in under two minutes
6. Appreciate good music
7. Read a copy of The Economist cover to cover without getting maddeningly bored
   

7 Things I can't do:

1. Speak naturally with a British accent (but oh how I wish I could. British accents make me wet)
2. Say no to a slice of cheesecake
3. Abide people with no ambition
4. Fault Jessica Simpson for marrying Nick Lachey
5. Resist the urge to buy cheap plane tickets to far flung destinations
6. Contemplate having sex with a woman
7. Gain weight, no matter how hard I try (see number 5 above)
   

7 Things that attract me to men (or women if that's your thing):

1. Eyes
2. Sense of humor (preferably witty and sarcastic)
   
3. Ability to hold an intelligent conversation for longer than 5 minutes at all
4. Self confidence, but not arrogance.
   
5. Short and well built
6. The ability to get on a dance floor and dance like no one is watching
7. Tall and well built

7 Things I say most often:

1. eeewwww
2. HOT (Paris Hilton I hate you!)
   
3. That doesn't sound pleasant
4. Grumble
5. Fuckballs
6. I'm SO over it (or, like the girl from Rich Kids Cattle Drive: OV-ER-IT. Over it!)
7. It happens, what are ya gonna do?
   

7 Celebrity crushes:

1. Paul Walker
2. Chris Evans
3. Tom Stephan
4. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
5. Nick Lachey
6. Anderson Cooper
7. Christian Bale
   

7 People I want to do this:

1. Nick
   
2. Chuck (most likely)
   
3. Bernie
4. Kate
5. Jason (least likely)
   
6. Kiat
7. Rachel (if I can figure out what her link is)

PS. This took way longer than I thought it would.